Partner program
Share something you’d actually stand behind.
If your people are parents, or soon-to-be ones, we’d love to work with you. Here’s how the VAL partner program works, and everything you might want to ask before you apply.
New to affiliate programs?
The simple version: you share VAL with your audience using a link that’s uniquely yours. When someone buys through it, you earn a commission. No inventory, no faff, no pretending to love something you don’t. You talk about VAL because you mean it, and we say thank you in a way that shows up in your bank account.
How it works
Apply
Tell us about you and your audience. It takes about two minutes, and every question is optional except the ones that aren’t.
We say hello
We read every application by hand. If it’s a fit, we set you up with a unique link and a kit of assets to make it easy.
You share
Talk about VAL your way: a video, a story, a newsletter, a quiet recommendation. Wherever your people already are.
You earn
Every purchase through your link earns you a commission, tracked cleanly and paid on a schedule you can count on.
Something worth sharing
You’re not pushing another gadget. You’re helping families find a screen-free companion we built with real care.
A genuinely fair cut
We’d rather reward the people who bring us families than pour every penny into ads. Honest commission, paid reliably.
Real humans behind you
Assets, early access, and a team that actually answers. You’ll never be shouting into a portal.
Questions, answered
Do I need a huge following?
Not at all. A small, engaged, relevant audience beats a big, distracted one every time. We care far more about fit than follower count.
How much can I earn?
You earn a commission on every sale made through your link, and it adds up. We share the exact rate when we welcome you in, so it’s never a mystery.
Is there any cost to join?
None. Applying is free, joining is free, and there are no targets you have to hit to stay in.
What will you give me to work with?
A unique tracking link, a simple dashboard, product information you can trust, imagery, and early access to what’s coming next.
How and when do I get paid?
On a clear, regular schedule once you pass a small minimum. We’ll walk you through the details when you’re accepted.
How long does approval take?
A few days, usually. A real person reads every application, so it’s worth the short wait.
Ready when you are.
Two minutes, mostly optional questions, one real human at the other end.